Capes

I really want a cape, however capes are expensive. And capes should come with REAL leather thigh high boots, which I also can't afford.

So when I stumbled across this for £36, you'd understand why I experienced joy:

Until I realised that it was made of wool and up-close, wasn't fantastic.

Moral of the short story: you can't get popular items for cheap no matter how hard you try. Unless they're second hand.